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The Barony of the Westermark
A. S. XL -- May 1, 2005-April 30, 2006

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  • Westermark Madness and Darkwood Archery Tourney:
    DarkMark Madness and Salamander Shoot! July 8-10, 2005

    We hosted our neighbors of Darkwood in Half Moon Bay for a weekend event due to their site being plagued with Salamanders! This year's Madness theme was "Driving Your Mother to Madness" which included many traditional Madness events. The Barony of Darkwood and their Excellencies graciously shared their pavilion due to concerns of providing enough camping space for all attending. The event was also honored by Her Highness, The Princess of the Mists, Hannah! Court was fun, which included Lady Alys' bardic presentation of the courtship of Baron Martin and Baroness Chiara. The song was quite hilarious, so much so that Lady Alys was forced to stop several times to allow Baron Martin to breathe, he was laughing so hard!

    Here are Lady Alys' words both on the event and the song:
    "Schtick doesn't always hurt! ... I screwed my courage up and performed the song I wrote for Martin and Chiara. I'd gotten up to do an announcement for our event (Esfenn) in 3 weeks, then mentioned that it was Chiara's birthday next week, but I had promised not to embarrass her by singing Happy Birthday. However, I made no such promises about singing anything else. :->"

    And yes, Martin's reactions were priceless ... I had to keep stopping to see if he was still breathing. :-> And it was amazing how many people had never heard of the Cholo Baron ... we need to get some pictures of that outfit on the history site."


    The Ballad of Baron Martin
    by Lady Alys Sheffield

    There once was a Baron they called Martin Gray
    Whose brave deeds are often remembered today
    He reigned o'er a tree-filled and mountainous land
    But always alone, no one with him to stand.

         This bachelor baron he ruled without mate
         And many a maid tried to alter that state
         And though he might dally, his heart he denied
         He knew who he wanted to be by his side

    Y'see, Martin had chanced to meet a fine lady
    But she lived in Anjou across the far sea
    And her hand was promised; her heart not her own
    So sadly he left her and stayed on his throne

         He thought of her often and heaved many sighs
         He wore dark spectacles to shade his eyes
         And though there were some who might think him a rake
         He served well his Honor, for Chivalry's sake

    As Baron, his Westermark's coffers grew large
    And so to pay taxes, they travelled by barge
    they honored their King and their Queen somberly
    And no-one expected what next they would see

         When granted permission The Mists to address
         he flung off his cloak and revealed his noblesse
         A dazzling doublet that outshown the moon
         And his codpiece with dingleballs made the knights swoon

    To Farin and Ascelin, who ruled the Mists' land
    Martin presented some gifts rare and grand:
    a red, spicy sauce with a thin odd-shaped bread
    "It comes from a land called 'Mehiko,'" he said.

         "'Chor Highnesses" he crowed, and watched them both cringe
         Then he bowed, and he doffed his straw hat trimmed with fringe
         His duties fulfilled, he reliquished his place
         And took up his sword and a commonor's space

    Now meanwhile, in Anjou, his Chiara did dwell
    She'd heard of his exploits, some brave and some, well...
    But she had her duties to her hearth and home
    Was bound to her land and unable to roam

         And so it did happen, her Lord went to War
         He didn't return, and her heart it was sore
         And then she remembered that first smitten glance,
         When that same Baron Martin first asked her to dance

    And so Chiara journeyed to see a dear friend
    Who lived near the Westermark lands in the 'fenn
    They knew only shopping would make her feel right
    And so, they dressed up, and they went to 12th Night

         While browsing through trinkets the lady did see
         Her dashing young Baron in his finery
         Though many a year had passed since they'd last met
         They each shared a longing they could not forget

    To those who might think True Love's path doth run smooth
    For Chiara and Martin, quite false this would prove
    "But True Love must triumph," they both often said
    And so their friends watched as they joyfully wed

         When Martin was called by those Westermark lands
         to take his old Coronet into his hands
         with a glad heart he returned to his past
         his Baroness Chiara beside him at last

    The Archery events were well attended and many travelled far to come and shoot! Madness Fighting Scenarios were enjoyed by two fighters this year, Lord Angino and Viscount Sir Geoffrey Scott. Lord Angino was treated to 100% attention by the West Kingdom's Energizer Wabbit, Sir Geoffrey. The Ladies in attendance had much fun in plotting scenarios and generally failing in wearing Sir Geoffrey out. The Thug of the Westermark was awarded to Sir Geoffrey Scott, who is currently the Southern Shore's Warlord *and* Esfen's First sword. The Shepard of the Westermark was awarded to Lord Angino, and it's a good thing too considering what Sir Geoffrey was doing to the sheep (-shock-, -gasp-, -horror-), hence him being quite the sort for Westermark's Thug! The Pie-the-Baron was also quite memorable which included Baron Corwyn's wind-up and pitch which successfully hit Baron Martin, the splatter zone of which also hit two brave children watching. There was dancing, singing, arrows flying, die rolling and many wonderful things!
    The Autocrat: Master George of Berwick.

    Westermark Madness Photos:
    More photos on the History of the Kingdom of the West Website.

    The View:
    The View! The View! The View! The View! The View! The View! The View! The View! The View! The View! Different views of the Site Different views of the Site Different views of the Site Different views of the Site Countess and Mistress Linda of the Lakelands The Baronial Pavilion
    Casino:
    The Casino - Courtesy of the Shire of Crosston The Casino - Various Games
    Fighting and Fighting Field:
    Sir Geoffrey asks for more fighting Numenorian Brick Toss--Viscount Sir Geoffrey Scott

    Master George's Dog

    Court:
    Court Court Court Attendees Court Left to Right:  HRH Hannah, Baron and Baroness of Westermark and Darkwood Court Left to Right:  HRH Hannah, Baron and Baroness of Westermark and Darkwood Court Left to Right:  Baron and Baroness of Westermark and Darkwood Baron and Baroness of the Westermark The Baron and Baroness of Darkwood:  Erich and Liesel Court: Master George Court: Master George Court:  Aelf and Joseph Court:  Corwyn doing Schtick Court: Alys' Bardic Presentation Court: Alys' Bardic Presentation Court: Alys' Bardic Presentation The Baroness awards Pearls for Service The Baroness awards Pearls for Service The Baroness surprises Baron Martin with a Pearl The Baroness awards Ida and Juliana Pearls The Baroness awards Ida and Juliana Pearls The Baroness awards Ida and Juliana Pearls Princess Hannah gives Angino an AoA Princess Hannah gives Angino an AoA Court: Angino Receiving an AoA Court: Angino Receiving an AoA Court: Angino Receiving the OW Court: Angino Receiving the OW
    Westermark Contest Winners:
    Thug:

    The Thug of the Westermark:  Viscount Sir Geoffrey Scott
    Shepherd:
    The Thug watches menacingly at the new Shepherd Angino becomes Westermark's latest Shepherd Angino becomes Westermark's latest Shepherd

    Numenorian Brick Toss and Pie the Baron!
    Video's and Event Copy Courtesy of the College of St. Katherine. A humorous review of Madness with photos, Corwyn's Numenorian Brick Toss movie, and the infamous Pie-the-Baron movie!

    Here's another video of Corwyn's Brick Toss by Acelin!Numenorian Brick Toss Video -- Baron Corwyn

    The Target: Baron Martin readies himself

    Mistress Crystal brings the pies Corwyn Shows off his Tickets Should the Baroness Pie Corwyn? Morgan, Baroness Chiara and Baron Corwyn queue up Morgan, Baroness Chiara and Baron Corwyn queue up Baron Corwyn Monologues and ... Monologues and Monologues... Monologues and Monologues... Monologues and Monologues... Monologues and Monologues... FIRE! SCORE! The Splattered The Splattered Baron Corwyn and the Thug Admire the Mess Vincent wants to Help Vincent wants to Help Baron Corwyn and Vincent smoosh pie Baroness Chiara doesn't want to mess the Dress Baron Martin pies himself on behalf of the Baroness Baroness Chiara and Ida pick the jellybeans off of Martin's face Baron Martin patiently waits for more pies Lady Ida eyes her target Lady Ida Fires! Baron Martin and Lady Ida examine the spent pies Morgan readies to Pie Baron Martin, Muirenn comments Baron Martin... face down and side to side pie'ing Baron Martin... face down and side to side pie'ing Baron Martin examines the mess Baron Martin tries to tidy himself Our Most Noble Baron Martin post-pie Our Most Noble Baron Martin post-pie
    Set Up/Take Down:
    Na'arah of Darkwood setting up the Darkwood Pavilion Na'arah of Darkwood setting up the Darkwood Pavilion


    Westermark's "Tiki Taxes" -- October Crown, October 1, 2005

    Text Coming Soon!


    Tiki Taxes Photos:
    A photo from the History of the Kingdom of the West Website.

    Pre-Presentation, Iduna with Banner Pre-Presentation, Linda and Aislin Pre-Presentation, Aislin and Pooch Pre-Presentation, Baroness Chiara resting in the shade Pre-Presentation, Duke Radnor The Presentation The Presentation The Presentation Sunset


    Westermark - Darkwood Late Season War in Half Moon Bay:
    The "Butt Wars"!, October 29, 2005


    On an amazingly beautiful Saturday in Half Moon Bay, Westermark and Darkwood met on the field for "A Late Season War," to settle a dispute about which Barony has the best tushies! The event was also graced by Their Highnesses Prince Dmitriy and Princess Hannah! Many war scenarios were held, a tournament, arts competitions, and archery!
    Darkwood and Westermark fielded equal forces and took a war point each and a free company of mercenaries which included Duke Thorfinn and Prince Dimitri took a war point as well! All had great fun over field and bale, including one combat archer (huzzah!)! The war chest was gleefully shared by all! Baron Eric awarded special gauntlets for two individuals who displayed the most enthusiasm on the field. Westermark's Muireen was awarded a set and Darkwood's Daniel, of the amazing blue eyes (it was his first war)!
    Arts scenarios included:
    Best Tight Pants: Male: Baron Eric, Baron Martin, and Vincent. Female: Iduna and Muireen. Child: Aidan.
    Judging was most difficult! It was agreed that selecting was far too difficult and simply enjoyed the view!
    Best Excuse: (but, I caaaan't... ) Went to Baroness Chiara with "but I caaaan't fight, my armor doesn't fit!"
    Archery: The Butt archery was a novelty shoot - non IKAC. Archers shot at wreaths, a wand and a most amazing novelty target (hopefully pictures will be submitted as description would not do it justice!). Results pending. The Auction included the items pictured below, Angino's hand-made pens, and a lantern pole.
    Auction:  Sword and Sheath Auction:  Chainmail Shirt Auction:  Oval Shield (front view) Auction:  Oval Shield (back view)
    Autocrats:Aelf of Kings Crossing (Westermark) and Na'arah bat Avraham (Darkwood).

    Butt Wars Photos:
    If you'd like to submit photos of this event, please contact the Webminister.
    The Butts!
    Na'arah judges Baron Martin's Butt Ida and Muirenn Pose for Best Butts Ida shows off her new Germans! Na'arah Baroness Chiara's excuse to make war!
    The War!
    Morgan armors up! Morgan readies to fight! Muirenn armors up! Muirenn readies to fight! Angino and Morgan preparing to take to the field! Wider shot of fighters readying! Aelf relays the scenarios! The Prince of the Mists vs Sir Geoffrey 'Thug' Fighting Fighting Fighting Fighting Fighting Fighting Fighting Fighting Fighting Fighting
    The Fun!
    A lady watching the fighting The Gallery The Baroness of Darkwood and folks hanging out Vincent and kids playing games Ida and Na'arah, Baroness Chiara in the background Shooting the Butt on the Butt! Bea readies to shoot Custodia and Bea return from Shooting at Butts! Aelf and Na'arah Alex Baron Martin and Angino Baron Corwyn Juliana prepares food for the fighters Muirenn Pete and Ida watching the fighting Pete and Sarah Pete, Ida, and Stuart


    March Crown, March 24-26, 2006
    Marsh Drown Curse Returns!


    'way up in Cynagua they held Crown,
    Intrepid Westermarkers did come to ground.
    Amazing space, near the Eric, no less!
    So Westermark setup to camp and find their rest.
    Alas in the night the weather unloaded, and
    in early morn, Westermark flooded!
    Poor Westermark,
    Oh Westermark
    No Forests... ah, no forests!

    Ohhhh Westermarrrrkkk, Your Marshessssss!


    A Westermarker's Report of the Event -- Muirenn
    "It was pretty special. It's raining a bit, it's dark, getting a bit chilly, so time for bed, right? There are a few shallow puddles here and there and it's a bit muddy, but the inside of my pavillion is dry. I crawl in for the night but can't sleep (I hate the sound of rain) but I try anyway. A few hours later, here comes Angino very apologetically waking Morgan and I and saying something about the camp being under water. I reach my hand over the edge of the air mattress and sink my fingers several inches into very cold water. Not the nicest wake-up call I have ever had. ... The big problem was the logistics of trying to rescue everything from the swamp that had sprung up around us over the night. Hey, at least we had the distinction of being the only barony with a moat!"


    To The Tune of Edmond Fitzgerald
    by Countess Linda

    The legend lives on from the Westermark down
    Of the event they call March Crown Tourney
    And the mud, it is said, never gives up her dead
    When the skies of March Crown turn gloomy.

    The pavilion was the pride, and was set up aside
    of the Royal pavilion and household,
      As baronies go it was older then most
      But it kept out the rain and the March cold

    Now the fire had burned and the tent stakes held firm
      And they all crawled to bed for the nighttime
      Then later that night when the canvas held tight
      And the sound of the rain began falling

    The wind in the ropes made a tattletale sound
    And the rain began falling in buckets
    And every man knew, as the Baron did, too
    That the soaked ground would soon become mucky

    When midnight it came, brave Angino stood up
      And his feet sank into the water
      And his thoughts and his fears he let nobody hear
      For he had to save both wife and daughters

    Then Angino shouted out he had water coming in
      And the tents all around them were fillin’
      And later that night as the water gained height
      Came the wreck of the Westermark pavilion

      And Morgan and Muirenn were awakened by that
      And they saw all their things water logged
      They leaped out of bed with one thought in their heads
      We must save the armor and dogs

      On the musty wet carpet they saved from the pond
      that had formed where the camp stood that evening
      they counted the dead and determined that the red
      of the carpet was running and bleeding

      Does anyone know where the love of God goes
    When the cold turns the minutes to hours
    The searchers all say they'd have made break of day
    If they'd made a small ark from the firewood

    The legend lives on from the Westermark on down
    Of the event they call Marsh Crown tourney
      The wet walls the say
      Will be dry someday
      When the skies of April turn sunny


    Westermarsh Photos:

    Westermark Encampment Westermark Encampment Westermark Pavillion Interior Westermark Pavillion, Rear Westermark Pavillion, Rear Angino tests the water... 'temperature's fine, come on in!' Look Ma, no land! Baroness Liesel watching the Westermark Pavillion catching a ride! Other Flooded Encampents



    Maker's Faire, San Mateo County Fair Grounds, April 22-23, 2006


    Not an SCA event, the Maker's Faire was the first faire specifically geared for "makers". Perfect for the SCA! This faire gives "Makers" a chance to show and demonstrate their work! Perfect for artisans in the SCA! Ida did the research and contacted the Faire staff and got us demonstration space in one of the many convention rooms. We setup two 10x10 pop-ups with a period pavillion drapped over the top, with the Banner of the Barony of the Westermark proudly displayed! We had two tables to showcase various items including a TV showing the video "The Dream" running continuously. Various members of the barony (and not) came by to demo their work!

    Here were some of the arts and sciences we presented:
    Spinning: demonstrated by Lady Cordelia Tosere from the Shire of Crosston who showed up Saturday to set up her wheel and spin. The kids loved it! And Baroness Chiara brought out her drop spindle and did amazing demonstrations of the "drop" part of drop-spinning!
    Heraldry/Caligraphy: Westermark's Herald, Acelin Alsop.
    Chain Mail: Angino.
    Waxed leather armor/plate gauntlets: Muirenn
    Period Hats: Aurelia
    Fight Demo: Angino, Muirenn, and Sir John Theophilus, marshalled by Baron Martin
    Finger Weaving: Elizabeth Fairweather

    Baron Martin and Sir John were interviewed by the Tonight Show -- although we're not sure if it actually aired.
    It was quite fun for those participating! We met folks who used to play in the SCA and were excited to see us. We met folks of similar interest, spinners from another group visited with our spinners. We added a few new members to the Barony by attending this faire!

    If you have interesting tidbits or photos to add, please contact the Webminister!

    Maker's Faire Photos:


    Our Booth:
    Booth Corner showing Armor and Morgan in the background Sir John, Morgan and Aurelia Booth Corner showing Hats and Armor, Acelin in background Muirenn and Angino working on Armor Muirenn and Angino working on Armor Ida, Morgan and Aurelia, making Period Hats Lady Cordelia demonstrates spinning Aurelia and Ida Aurelia making Period Hats Ida Ida next to our Lego Neighbors Westermark Kids Hanging Out
    Faire Folks Interview and Q&A:
    Baron Martin, Aurelia and Ida are asked questions Baron Martin and Sir John are asked questions
    Armor and Armored Fighting:
    Plate Armor and Chain Display Leather Armor Display Angino and child, Baron Martin explains, Sir John watches Angino and Sir John fight Sir John is interviewed Sir John and Baron Martin are interviewed while Morgan watches on
    Visitors at our Booth and Us at Others:
    A little boy checks out the Armor Aurelia at another maker's booth

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